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Posted by: bj | March 18, 2012

Priceless – Doctor on His Morning Walk –

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above:  She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said:    “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look!     What is your secret?”

“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every  week, and eat only junk food.

On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and   don’t exercise at all.”

“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”

“Forty,” she replied

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